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maint: periodic merge of gui-release to default
author Jordi Gutiérrez Hermoso <jordigh@octave.org>
date Wed, 15 Oct 2014 11:54:04 -0400
parents 8a8a7bc2a09d eabfde4b6c56
children 0e1f5a750d00
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73 "When Richard Stallman pipes to more, he gets less "; 73 "When Richard Stallman pipes to more, he gets less ";
74 "Richard Stallman never showers; he runs 'make clean'."; 74 "Richard Stallman never showers; he runs 'make clean'.";
75 "Richard Stallman needs neither mouse nor keyboard to operate his computer. He just stares it down until it does what he wants."; 75 "Richard Stallman needs neither mouse nor keyboard to operate his computer. He just stares it down until it does what he wants.";
76 "Richard Stallman didn't write the GPL. He is the GPL."; 76 "Richard Stallman didn't write the GPL. He is the GPL.";
77 "Richard Stallman's pinky finger is really a USB memory stick."; 77 "Richard Stallman's pinky finger is really a USB memory stick.";
78 "Richard Stallman called his operating system GNU because he created it before computers existed, when actual gnus were used for calcuations."; 78 "Richard Stallman called his operating system GNU because he created it before computers existed, when actual gnus were used for calculations.";
79 "In Soviet Russia, Richard Stallman is still Richard Stallman!"; 79 "In Soviet Russia, Richard Stallman is still Richard Stallman!";
80 "Richard Stallman's flute only plays free music."; 80 "Richard Stallman's flute only plays free music.";
81 "When Richard Stallman uses floats, there are no rounding errors."; 81 "When Richard Stallman uses floats, there are no rounding errors.";
82 "Richard Stallman wrote a program so powerful it knows the question to 42."; 82 "Richard Stallman wrote a program so powerful it knows the question to 42.";
83 "Richard Stallman released his own DNA under GNU FDL."; 83 "Richard Stallman released his own DNA under GNU FDL.";
84 "Richard Stallman knows the entire wikipedia by heart, markup included."; 84 "Richard Stallman knows the entire Wikipedia by heart, markup included.";
85 "Richard Stallman wrote the HAL9000 OS."; 85 "Richard Stallman wrote the HAL9000 OS.";
86 "Richard Stallman's laser pointer is a lightsaber."; 86 "Richard Stallman's laser pointer is a lightsaber.";
87 "Richard Stallman never steps down; he shifts the universe up."; 87 "Richard Stallman never steps down; he shifts the universe up.";
88 "Richard Stallman doesn't maintain code; he stares at it until it fixes itself out of reverence."; 88 "Richard Stallman doesn't maintain code; he stares at it until it fixes itself out of reverence.";
89 "Richard Stallman doesn't use an editor; he sets the fundamental constants of the universe so that a magnetic platter with his code on it evolves itself."; 89 "Richard Stallman doesn't use an editor; he sets the fundamental constants of the universe so that a magnetic platter with his code on it evolves itself.";
127 "Richard Stallman will revert the big rip by adding parenthesis to the dark matter."; 127 "Richard Stallman will revert the big rip by adding parenthesis to the dark matter.";
128 "When you make a Google search and it doesn't find the answer, Google gently consults Richard Stallman."; 128 "When you make a Google search and it doesn't find the answer, Google gently consults Richard Stallman.";
129 "Richard Stallman's uptime is over 53 years. And counting up."; 129 "Richard Stallman's uptime is over 53 years. And counting up.";
130 "Richard Stallman's portable music player can play ogg and WMA, but is too afraid to invoke Richard Stallman's wrath by playing WMA. Ogg it is, then."; 130 "Richard Stallman's portable music player can play ogg and WMA, but is too afraid to invoke Richard Stallman's wrath by playing WMA. Ogg it is, then.";
131 "Richard Stallman will never die, but may some day go to /dev/null."; 131 "Richard Stallman will never die, but may some day go to /dev/null.";
132 "Richard Stallman once got swine flu, but it got cleansed by hereditay GPL and thus got assimilated."; 132 "Richard Stallman once got swine flu, but it got cleansed by hereditary GPL and thus got assimilated.";
133 "Richard Stallman don't cut his hair because there are no GNU/Scissors."; 133 "Richard Stallman don't cut his hair because there are no GNU/Scissors.";
134 "Richard Stallman is the one who trims Chuck Norris beard. And he does it freely, of course."; 134 "Richard Stallman is the one who trims Chuck Norris beard. And he does it freely, of course.";
135 "Richard Stallman does not take bath, for the hydroelectric company uses proprietary software."; 135 "Richard Stallman does not take bath, for the hydroelectric company uses proprietary software.";
136 "Agent Smith loves Richard Stallman's scent."; 136 "Agent Smith loves Richard Stallman's scent.";
137 "Richard Stallman is the One."; 137 "Richard Stallman is the One.";
144 "Richard Stallman programmed himself before he could even exist"; 144 "Richard Stallman programmed himself before he could even exist";
145 "Richard Stallman can fill up /dev/null."; 145 "Richard Stallman can fill up /dev/null.";
146 "Richard Stallman is so zealous about privacy he has /dev/null as his home."; 146 "Richard Stallman is so zealous about privacy he has /dev/null as his home.";
147 "When Richard Stallman runs /bin/false, it returns \"true\"."; 147 "When Richard Stallman runs /bin/false, it returns \"true\".";
148 "Richard Stallman doesn't like money, because banks don't run on free software."; 148 "Richard Stallman doesn't like money, because banks don't run on free software.";
149 "Richard Stallman user GNU tar to compress air."; 149 "Richard Stallman uses GNU tar to compress air.";
150 "When Richard Stallman reports a bug, the bug prefers to squash itself instead of facing Richard Stallman's wrath."; 150 "When Richard Stallman reports a bug, the bug prefers to squash itself instead of facing Richard Stallman's wrath.";
151 "There are no Windows in Richard Stallman's house... only Doors..."; 151 "There are no Windows in Richard Stallman's house... only Doors...";
152 "Richard Stallman doesn't like neither PCs-Intel nor Burger King... He prefers e-Macs..."; 152 "Richard Stallman doesn't like neither PCs-Intel nor Burger King... He prefers e-Macs...";
153 "Richard Stallman can use grep to find Jimmy Hoffa."; 153 "Richard Stallman can use grep to find Jimmy Hoffa.";
154 "Richard Stallman made it possible to not absolutely abhor HPUX."; 154 "Richard Stallman made it possible to not absolutely abhor HPUX.";
208 "Richard Stallman calculates the universe's entropy by exploiting forced stack overflows."; 208 "Richard Stallman calculates the universe's entropy by exploiting forced stack overflows.";
209 "Richard Stallman's consciousness will one day become the singularity, which will create Deep Thought, and answer the meaning of life, the universe and everything."; 209 "Richard Stallman's consciousness will one day become the singularity, which will create Deep Thought, and answer the meaning of life, the universe and everything.";
210 "C is actually written in RMS."; 210 "C is actually written in RMS.";
211 "Richard Stallman can write software that does not have a buffer overflow when counting money lost by Jerome Kerviel."; 211 "Richard Stallman can write software that does not have a buffer overflow when counting money lost by Jerome Kerviel.";
212 "There were no double rainbows before Richard Stallman."; 212 "There were no double rainbows before Richard Stallman.";
213 "Chuck Norris had to shorten his beard in the presence of Richard Stallman because two beards that awsome, so close would segfault the universe (again)."; 213 "Chuck Norris had to shorten his beard in the presence of Richard Stallman because two beards that awesome, so close would segfault the universe (again).";
214 "RMS is Titanic."; 214 "RMS is Titanic.";
215 "Richard Stallman is the answer to the Turing Test."; 215 "Richard Stallman is the answer to the Turing Test.";
216 "Richard Stallman's beard makes ads for Gillette and Braun appear."; 216 "Richard Stallman's beard makes ads for Gillette and Braun appear.";
217 "for i = 1 to Stallman will never stop."; 217 "for i = 1 to Stallman will never stop.";
218 "\"RMS\" stands for \"RMS Makes Software\""; 218 "\"RMS\" stands for \"RMS Makes Software\"";
219 "Whenever someone writes a \"Hello, world\" program, Richard Stallman says \"Hello\" back."; 219 "Whenever someone writes a \"Hello, world\" program, Richard Stallman says \"Hello\" back.";
220 "Richard Stallman wasn't born. He was compiled from source."; 220 "Richard Stallman wasn't born. He was compiled from source.";
221 "Richard Stallman has a URL tatooed on the left side of his chest where you can download his genetic code."; 221 "Richard Stallman has a URL tattooed on the left side of his chest where you can download his genetic code.";
222 "The GNU command line idiom that Richard Stallman never needs: \"date | more\""; 222 "The GNU command line idiom that Richard Stallman never needs: \"date | more\"";
223 "Richard Stallman's toe cheese is aged to perfection."; 223 "Richard Stallman's toe cheese is aged to perfection.";
224 "Richard Stallman doesn't always run an OS kernel, but when he does he prefers GNU/Hurd. He is... the most interesting hacker in the world. Stay free, my friends."; 224 "Richard Stallman doesn't always run an OS kernel, but when he does he prefers GNU/Hurd. He is... the most interesting hacker in the world. Stay free, my friends.";
225 "When Richard Stallman gets hungry, he just picks debris from his foot and eats it."; 225 "When Richard Stallman gets hungry, he just picks debris from his foot and eats it.";
226 "Richard Stallman can GPL your code just by looking at it funny."; 226 "Richard Stallman can GPL your code just by looking at it funny.";